Hi, I'm Mel Judd

Hey out there my name is Mel Judd, I'm a farmer and I do plenty of other stuff like helpin' out the neighbors when the pigs and cattle get out, and mend fence. I've also done some grave diggin' for a little extra money for beer, chew, and smokes. That leads me to another thing I like to do, and that is get drunk. I drink pretty well every night, quite a few days I also drink durin' the day, it helps get through the hard day's work on my farm.

When I worked in a foundry back a few years ago I had to sneak in a flask of whiskey every day. I'd keep the bottle in my 1986 Chevy S10 pickup that was missin' quite a bit, including the windshield. Rear fender was bent to fuck too.

Anyways, enough about my pickup. I also have two kids, Ruben and Zeke. I don't see them too much. Ruben is 10 and Zeke is 8. I reckon those boys will be wantin' to hang out with there old man one of these days to get drunk. But who knows. That bitch Porsche that is there mother don't let them see me. I ain't quite sure how the fuck I got her pregnant twice but whiskey sure does cause memory loss sometimes. Once I figure out how to get one of them pictures on here you'll get to see that bitch.


My cousin Brody Pagel is another fella I know. He's got one of them there blogs too. He's lived with me a few times, most recently in my double-wide trailer on my farm until I caught him stealin all my whiskey and smokes. Seeing as how it was pretty cold I wasn't gonna leave him on the road so I offered him an empty calf hutch of mine. Finally found himself some slut at the tavern and shacked up with her.

Well I'll be tellin' some good stories on here from time to time so y'all check back now.