Family Reunion This Weekend

Yep, it's 'bout that time of year I'm invitin' all the kin on out to my farm for a famiy reunion.

Last year's family reunion was like all others, as the sheriff had to be called and I don't expect this one to be much different none. Usually everyone shows up half drunk and by noon lunch everybody is pretty damn drunk. Me, I'm usually drunk from the night before anyway.

Suppose I better get my pickup all ready for the inevitable race. Bet my cousin Brody there ain't a gonna be slackin' off with his pickup. I gotta win that case of Blatz this year.

Ain't quite sure what we're gonna eat, maybe we done gotta go do ourselves some huntin' in order to do some eatin'. It ought to be a hell of a party, I tell you what.